Friday, March 1, 2013

YAAAAWWWNNNN

OK ... So ... I haven't been on much since yesterday because I'm helping out my mother in law, so she can go to my sister in laws new fashion line opening in Chicago, for the weekend. Not sucha huge deal, would be much easier if the hubs was here with me instead of a guys weekend. Anyhow, it's basically watching a 2 year old in a 21 year old body and he will be hereas referred to as, "The Boy". So, I can handle that right? So here we are, Day 1. Feed him, change him, keep him nice and clean. Got that. What I don't have? 21 yr old body diaper changing skills. I don't know if it's me, which obviously it is, or him with all that scooting around he does. What else don't I have? Sleep. The boy stayed up until 4 am with random yells and I have that paranoia, or maybe its a phobia, of not sleeping if a kid is still awake.


And here we are at 6:30 am and who is yelling for me? Apparently my diaper skills are really that jacked up! And he is NOT happy. I'm talking he's absolutely pissed at me cause this diaper has shifted to the side and I'm assuming is pinching his sac. So get that fixed and get him fed, which I think is his favorite thing on earth, food. So, after he's eaten I try to do a quick clean up which consists of throwing his bowl in the sink and rushing to the back door before my dog has an accident in the house and then racing to the bathroom so I don't have an accident. And this is when the yells and kicking start again. Definetly need diaper changing classes. So, a little begging from me and finally get him situated. And guess who is passed out? That's right ... Great ...

Now, I always give my mother in law serious props, because 6 years of this pretty much by herself, she deserves them. How does she do this? Practically alone?? I haven't been here 24 hours and I'm exhausted. Only 3 1/2 days to go. I can do this ... Right?!?!


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